23 Months Later; or, Zombies Don’t Need Snack Cheese
The CDC nearly took down its own Web site this week when the excited masses learned it had featured a blog post about how to survive a zombie apocalypse. I’m one of the… Read More
The CDC nearly took down its own Web site this week when the excited masses learned it had featured a blog post about how to survive a zombie apocalypse. I’m one of the… Read More
There’s something so horribly desperate about first-time parents, especially with a baby who hasn’t started walking yet: “See the blue triangle! Look! Look! A green square! Where’s the letter T? Where’s the T?… Read More
Preschool teachers are very familiar with the tough drop-off. Kids screaming, crying, looking for Mommy. But, even at 18 months, that’s never been my kid. Sure, he might miss Mommy, but he’s smart.… Read More
Face high-fives are just one of those things girls’ moms are not going to get. Hello, nice to see you, slam, bang! Even with the first boy, I didn’t get it when he… Read More
I admit it. I have a tyrannical side that likes to step in when the boys act up and just say “Nooooooooo!,” with a long low growl, and possibly some teeth showing; I… Read More
You’re likely here because you’ve heard that line at one point or another, generally an inappropriate and disturbing commentary on a newborn’s engorged, sludge-covered genitals, meant as some sort of perverse pat on… Read More
